Today's quotes [11.7.19]
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"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
* What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the
unfit, to do the unnecessary. -- Richard Harkness,
The New York Times, 1960
"Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax"
I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
"Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant"
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