Today's quotes [11.6.19]
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Everything is drive-through. In California they even have a burial
service called Jump-In-The-Box.
Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the
Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next
morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could.
It's like having a little pet for your face.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money.
- Everett Dirksen
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