Today's quotes [11.3.19]
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* One good turn gets most of the blankets.
* There are three kinds of people -- those who can count and those
* It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents, it is
how he found out.
* My homework is like a juicy steak -- rarely done.
* There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.
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