Today's quotes [11.2.19]
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ON POETIC LOVE
When you're swimming' in the creek
And an eel bites your cheek
That's a moray!
-- Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
"Which is better, Freebsd, or Linux?"
"FreeBSD because it has a cooler md5:
fd861d80cc9153edc2d68a3d67980385 is much better than
-- Daniel Swan, Marc Slemko, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a
bank robbery has just taken place.
* Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
* If quiters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the
fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?
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