Today's quotes [11.1.19]
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"The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. "
- definition of "happiness" by John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)
* Falling in love is awfully simple. Falling out of love is simply
* No job is so simple that is can't be done wrong.
My wife claims her car is so old,
that the fenders aren't dented -- they're wrinkled !
"20% of all road accidents in Sweden involve a moose."
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