Today's stories [10.6.19]
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There's a new church that opened recently in Southern California. It's
called "The Church of the Divine Helping".
Communion is an all-you-can-eat affair. They focus on prayer breakfasts,
community brunches, business outreach lunches, ladies teas, and (of
course) potluck dinners. The church's motto:
"God helps those who help themselves."
A man's penis not only shrinks during cold weather but also
from intense nonsexual excitement like when his favorite team
scores a touchdown.
A young woman was doing some business at Marshall University and
parked in an area clearly marked "no parking."
After taking care of business, she returned to her car to find a
campus security guard writing her a ticket.
"Why are you giving me a ticket?" she asked.
"You're not allowed to park here," the guard said. "See that sign?
It says 'Fine for Parking Here.'"
"Well," said the violator, "I thought it was a fine place to park."
The guard began to laugh. The more he thought about it, the harder
He tore up the ticket and waved the woman on her way.
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