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CNN is reporting that it is revisiting the outcome of the CIVIL WAR.
It appears that it was too close to call and the South may still have a
chance. Documents were found that support the fact that some people joined
the wrong side-apparently they weren't aware that their states were part of
the South and they were fighting for the North.
The line between the North and South was "just too confusing" for some.
A recount of all the battles is being simulated with new populations via
computer to see who would have actually won.
Right now it's just too close to call.

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Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill 
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will begin production in Canada this year.

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Toward the end of their senior year in high school, students were required 
to take a CPR course. The classes used the well known mannequin victim, 
Rescue Anne, to practice. 

Rescue Anne was legless to allow for storage in a carrying case. 

The class went off in groups to practice. As instructed, one of the 
students gently shook the doll and asked "Are you all right?" He then put 
his ear over the mannequin's mouth to listen for breathing. 

Suddenly, the student turned to the instructor and exclaimed, "She says 
she can't feel her legs!"

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