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Last month, about 8,000 Elvis Presley fans flocked to 
Graceland to commemorate the 21st anniversary of his death. 
In a related item, viewership on the Home Shopping Network 
was down 50% Saturday. 

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A survey by cosmetics firm Avon revealed that British women 
would rather iron than have sex in the morning.  I've visited 
Britain, and I've got an even better idea for British men and 
women: how about *brushing your teeth* in the morning? 

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LETTING GO

During the Persian Gulf War, I was assigned to go to Saudi Arabia.  As I
was saying good-bye to my family, my three-year-old son, Christopher,
was holding on to my leg and pleading with me not to leave.  "No, Daddy,
please don't go!" he kept repeating.

We were beginning to make a scene when my wife, desperate to calm him,
said, "Let Daddy go and I'll take you to get a pizza."

Immediately, Christopher loosened his death grip, stepped back and in a
calm voice said, "'Bye, Daddy."

Craig S. Kunishige in Reader's Digest

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