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"... this is telling us that our important words are 'smelt', 'bud',
 'brier' and 'nard'..."
                        -- Peter Kelsall (we don't know what he's on either)


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"I'm offering you my body and you're offering me semantics?"
                        -- Caitlin Bree, "Clerks"


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"I think I have it. A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man
 talking nonsense not to himself."
"Or just as mad."
"Or just as mad."
"And he does both."
"So there you are."
"Stark raving sane."
                        -- Guildenstern, Rosencrantz,
                                "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead"


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"I'm sorry, but anyone who thinks the use of an angelic (or seemingly angelic
 character), whose likes have been written about for, oh, about 4,000 years,
 is ripping off Star Trek, has his head so thoroughly up his ass as to have
 blipped into an entirely new intestinally-based reality and desperately needs
 to get a wider frame of reference."
                        -- J. Michael Straczynski


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"It's a small world, unless you have to clean it."
                        -- from the cover of Snog's "Dear Valued Customer"
                                album


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