Today's quotes [10.7.19]
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A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the
world have nothing to do with tires.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
"A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his
'I would like to give you this personality test', said the outsider,
'because I want you to be happy.'
Drescher took the paper that was offered him and put it into the toaster,
saying: 'I wish the toaster to be happy, too.'"
-- AI Koans, from the Jargon File,
"Whip me! Beat me! Make me light and fluffy!"
-- Ben Salmon
Some of the greatest writers this world has ever known have
written their finest works while happily and blissfully
drunk...and so shall I.
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