Today's quotes [10.4.19]
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"When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate
each other." -- Eric Hoffer
"I think I'd like to see a Simpsons episode start up with Bart Simpson
writing 'I will not attempt to undermine the Usenet cabal.'"
-- J.D. Falk, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that
you don't need it." -- Bob Hope
A shout to alert people ahead that a loose ski is coming down the
hill. Another warning skiers should be familiar with is 'Avalanche!'
(which tells everyone that a hill is coming down the hill)."
-- The Skiers' Dictionary
Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!" Winston Churchill:
"Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober."
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