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A parson who lived near Cremorne Looked down on all women with scorn. E'en a boy's white, fat bum Could not make him come, But an old man's piles gave him the horn.
There was a young girl of Peru Who had nothing whatever to do, So she sat on the stairs And counted cunt hairs--- Four thousand, three hundred, and two.
The Shah of the Empire of Persia Lay for days in a sexual merger. When the nautch asked the Shah, "Won't you ever withdraw?" He replied with a yawn, "It's inertia."
There was a young lady from Wheeling Who professed to no sexual feeling Till a cynic named Boris Just touched her clitoris And she had to be scraped off the ceiling
It Hurts I'm sure you can't imagine it's as simple as can be the place is very private the players are he and she She whispers softly it will hurt of course not he replied It's just a simple proscess lay back and close your eyes She say's I'm rather frightned I've never done this before He wanted to continue it won't hurt much more It's getting rather painfull as tears come to her eyes it's hurting something awful it must be quite a size Calm yourself my darling the pleasure refolds your sin Now open slightly so I can fit more in Suddenly with a jerk she gave a shout Now that it's all over with He slowly pulled it out *Now if you read this carefully you will find it's not what you think it's just your dirty mind It is just a visit to the dentist!!! Sent by Tamara
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