Today's stories [1.3.19]
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A customer called our airline's reservation office to pay for his ticket
with a credit card. My co-worker asked him, "Would you please spell the
name as it appears on the card, sir?" The customer replied, "V-I-S-A."
By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally
found inner peace ...
The article read:
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
So I looked around the house to see all the things that I started and
hadn't finished ... and before coming to work this morning I finished
off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and
Tia Maria, my Prozac, a couple of valiums, three cigars and a box of
You have no idea how freakin good I feel!
Heard over the radio broadcast of a Chicago baseball game. . .
In the stands here I see a young couple who must be in love -- they're
kissing on every pitch. He's kissing her on the strikes, and she's
kissing him on the balls.
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