Today's quotes [1.10.19]
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"Oh no! I can't go to the deli! My singles cover has lapsed!"
-- Lyndall Holmes
Hi. I'm here to pick up the Pope's Superbowl tickets -
Ave. Hic adsum ad tesseras pontificis maximi Colosseo Maximo tollendas.
I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear. -
Te audire non possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
-- Jason B. Standing, Esq.
"Every cloud has a silver up the creek without a paddle horse."
-- A bunch of people, via Jason B. Standing, Esq.
"... he repeats until he fails, half a goon and half a god, a man's not made
-- Devo, "Gates of Steel"
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