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Men are like a fine wine.  They all start out like
grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they
mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner.

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The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation

                                                    --Mark Twain

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About a third of my cases are suffering from no clinically  
defineable neurosis, but from the senselessness and         
emptiness of their lives. This can be described as the      
general neurosis of our time.                               

                                                Carl G. Jung
                              Modern Man in Search of a Soul

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A really great salesman is one who can actually make his wife 
feel sorry for the girl who lost her panties and bra in his car.

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Reporter: "What do you think of western civilization?"

Ghandi: "I think it would be a good idea."

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