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A man calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I just got the chance of a
lifetime to go on a week-long fishing trip with my boss.  Could you pack
up my things so that they will be ready when I get home?" "Sure, honey," his
wife answers."Oh, and could you please pack my blue silk pyjamas?" "Sure,
honey," his wife answers again. The man comes home, picks up his things and
takes off for the week. He returns a week later, smiling.  His wife greets
him at the
front door. "So honey, how was your fishing trip?"
"It was great..." the husband answers. "But you forgot to pack my blue
silk pyjamas." "No I didn't," said his wife.  "They were in your tacklebox."

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What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover vacuum???

Answer:  The position of the dirtbag!

2. 




   
   What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring
   training.


3. 




I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for 
parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie, and he 
said we could discuss it tonight in a "National Town Meeting." 

4. 




A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a 
dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something to prove them wrong! 
Why don't you learn all the state capitals or something?" The blonde 
thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for two weeks studying. 
The next party she goes to, some guy is making dumb blonde comments to 
her. She gets all indignant and claims, "I'm NOT a dumb blonde. In fact, I 
can name ALL the state capitals!" The guy doesn't believe her, so she 
dares him to test her. He says "Okay, what's the Capital of Montana?" The 
blonde tosses her hair in triumph and says, "That's easy! It's M!"

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