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Last weekend I was in the grocery store getting a gallon of milk. As a walk up to the check out
line the lady in front of me turns around and says, " You are such a doll, you look almost
identical to my daughter." Being polite I said thank you and asked the woman if her daughter
was in college? I woman replied, "No she died about 2 years ago in car accident." I was in
complete shock; I didn't no what to say. As the woman was handing the clerk her coupons she
asked me to do a favor for her. I couldn't say no or it would seem too awkward. She asked me
if I would wave at her and say "by mom." as she was leaving. Feeling very weird, as the lady
was leaving I said "by mom!" When the clerk rang up my milk he said that will be $65.39. I am
thinking WHAT?! The clerk said your mom told me you would take the bill for her also. My first
reaction was to run after the lady. As I was close behind her, maybe a foot, I tripped and
pulled her leg just like I am pulling yours!!
On a bumper sticker:
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic.
Driving to work this morning on I-95 I look over
to my left and there's this woman in a Mustang doing
65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear
view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I look away for
a couple seconds and when I look back she's halfway
over in my lane. Scared me so bad I dropped my
electric shaver in my coffee."
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