Today's quotes [9.7.18]
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San Cristobal was full of hippies. There were
way-back hippies growing gray, spreading out under their caftans, and
straining the buttons on their embroidered work shirts. There were
new-hatched neohippies fumbling with the icons of the Sixties
wondering whether the peace symbol is supposed to be used mainly as a
nose stud or also as a pierced eyebrow ornament. And there were
smelly European backpacker hippies, age indeterminate, telling the
locals, "Ich bin ein Vegan."
"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career."
- Gloria Steinem
There may be some things better than sex and some things may be worse,
but there is nothing exactly like it.
- W. C. Fields
The school of hard knocks is an accelerated curriculum.
-Menander (342-292 BC)
Sex is the most fun I have ever had -- without laughing.
- Woody Allen
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