Today's jokes [9.11.18]
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A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head
feels just like my wife's ass."
The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin, "You know, you're
What is long, black, and smelly?
- The unemployment line.
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
Well you start off with a lot of blowing and then sucking,
and then next thing you know your house is gone!
A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm:
"Use it on every conceivable occasion."
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:
"Come and bury my wife."
"But I buried your wife ten years ago," replied the undertaker.
"I got married again," the man sobbed.
"Oh," said the undertaker. "Congratulations."
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