Today's poems [8.9.18]
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Bob, the zookeeper from Bath,
was known to have trained a giraffe,
to sit on its knees
and stay still with ease
while poked with his very long staff
Sent by Dan
A teenage pop idol called King,
was known to show young boys his thing,
He'd meet them in halls,
and grope their young balls,
And then he could teach them to sing!
Sent by Dan
Mary had a little lamb,
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two slices of bread!
Sent by Mad
There once was a vampire named Mable
Who's periods were very unstable
By the light of the moon
She whipped out a spoon
And drank herself under the table
Sent by Matt
There once was a man from China
Who wasn't a very good climber
He slipped of a rock
And chopped of his cock
And now he's got a vagina.
Sent by Quise
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