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There was a young fellow named Perkin
Who was always jerkin his gherkin
His father said Perkin,
Stop jerkin your gherkin
Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin

1. 




There once was a lady from Hyde,
Who ate a green apple and died,
While her lover lamented,
The apple fermented,
and made cider inside her inside.



2. 




There was a young student from Boston,
Who drove around in an Austen.
There was room for his ass
and a gallon of gas.
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.

3. 




There was a young man named Wyatt
whose voice was exceedingly quiet
And then one day
it faded away...

4. 




There was a lady who triplets begat
Nat, Pat and Tat
It was fun breeding
But trouble feeding
Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat.

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