Today's stories [7.12.18]
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My brother snores soo loud. Recently we went out west for
vacation, and he didn't snore at all...except the first night we
were there. It got to be so bad that I took my pillow, sheet, and
blanket and went into the bathroom to sleep. I put my stuff in
the bathtub, shut the door, and fell asleep in the tub. Me, being
the sound sleeper that I am, didn't hear the door open when my
brother had to use the toilet. Seeing me fast asleep in the
bathtub, he turned the water on. I slept right through the whole
thing until morning, when my sheet and blanket were soaked by
lukewarm water. I thought I wet the bed until my brother
confessed a few days later.
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death.
MOSCOW, RUSSIA - A drunk security man asked a colleague at
the Moscow bank they were guarding to stab his bullet-proof
vest to see if it protected him against the knife.....
It didn't and the 25-year-old guard died of a heart wound.
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