Today's quotes [7.7.18]
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If you think that sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it backwards.
It is not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
-- Phil White
"The graveyards are full of indispensible men."
- Charles de Gaulle
"Sometimes when I'm sitting in my car at a stop light,
I imagine myself as Luke Skywalker, and I close my eyes
and concentrate on using The Force. Sometimes I have to
concentrate longer than others, but I know it works,
'cause the light always turns green."
- Troy Peterson
"The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts
as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet."
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