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"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I
       win or lose." -- Darrin Weinberg


1. 




You know the oxygen masks on airplanes ? I don't
think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just
to muffle the screams.

Rita Rudner

2. 




I date this girl for two years -- and then the nagging starts: "I
   wanna know your name"
         Mike Binder


3. 




I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as 
they get older, then it dawned on me . . . they  were cramming for their 
finals.

4. 




Contrary to popular belief, "Damn It" is not God's last name.
(Construction wall, Philadelphia, 1969)

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