Today's quotes [7.5.18]
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"... I disturbed a burglar the other night... I told him there is no god..."
-- Peter Murkin (sp?)
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
him keep her. - Sacha Guitry
When doctors and undertakers meet, they always wink at each other.
- W. C. Fields
If you had everything, where would you keep it?
"Nothing screams 'MOCK ME! MOCK ME!' like posting your entire grocery list
(with the rationale for each piece of candy) to a science newsgroup."
-- James "Kibo" Parry
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