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Now.

Or never. 

     - Henry David Thoreau 

1. 




Henry Kissinger once asked Chou En-Lai to theorize on what might
have happened if Nikita Khrushchev had been assassinated instead
of John F. Kennedy. 

After a moments thought, he answered:
"I don't believe Mr. Onassis would have married Mrs. Khrushchev." 

2. 




It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.


3. 




"You'd better talk to Adrian, he's better at testicle support..."
                        -- Lynn Howard (oops)


4. 




Opportunity is missed by most people because
it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. 

     - Thomas Edison 

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