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What's the difference between a computer and a blonde? 

The computer is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on. 

1. 




Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are
selling this year?

They are called Lewin-skis.  They are for people who like to go down.

2. 




What's another name for pickled bread?

Dill-dough!

3. 




What's the least-used sentence in the English language?

     "Isn't that the banjo player's Porsche?" 

4. 




   All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally
   dumfounded and asks, "What was that for?" Wife said, "Because, you are
   a bad fuck".
   Couple of minutes later, the husband smacks his wife. This time, the
   wife was confused
   and asked, "And may I ask what's that about?" Husband said, " Simple,
   because you
   know the difference.
   


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