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Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, purchased a brand new 32-
foot Winnebago motor home. On his first trip home, having driven onto the 
freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers 
seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not 
surprisingly, the R.V. left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr. 
Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the owner's manual that 
he couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new 
motor home. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of 
this suit, just in case there were any other complete morons buying their 
recreation vehicles.

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A 19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses
when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord.  Mr.Truman 
apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when 
he was trying to steal his neighbor's hub caps.

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Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. 
It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the 
bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

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