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"He that lives in hope danceth without music." 
  
                                       -- George Herbert

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It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so
     ingenious.


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"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song." 

Louis Armstrong.

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"Why do we have to hide from the police, Daddy?"
"Because we use vi, son. They use emacs."
                        -- from the sig of Dave Fischer, alt.discordia


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"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy
       driving cabs and cutting hair." -- George Burns


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