Today's quotes [6.6.18]
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"He that lives in hope danceth without music."
-- George Herbert
It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so
"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song."
"Why do we have to hide from the police, Daddy?"
"Because we use vi, son. They use emacs."
-- from the sig of Dave Fischer, alt.discordia
"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy
driving cabs and cutting hair." -- George Burns
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