Today's quotes [6.5.18]
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"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same
God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use. "
- Galileo Galilei
Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.
I never let schooling interfere with my education
"I almost stepped on your dog last night."
"Where was it?"
"Under my foot."
-- Angela Randall, Rachael, Angela
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
swelling. So what's the problem?
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