Today's quotes [6.3.18]
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
- W.C. Fields
"Trying" is the first step toward failure
- Homer Simpson
"I've even seen adverts for an Australian beer called 'Castlemaine F*ck'. At
least, I assume that's what it's called - the hoarding adverts say things like
'Australians wouldn't give a XXXX for anything else' and so on. I wonder how
anyone brings themselves to order such a thing. ;-)"
-- Jo Walton, in rec.arts.sf.written (found in
Seen on a bumper sticker...
Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot!
"In Russia we only had two TV channels.
Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two
consisted of a KGB officer telling you:
Turn back at once to Channel One."
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