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He asked me if I knew what time it was.  I said, "Yes, but not right now."


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The only failure without dignity is the failure to try.
                     -- Anon -- 

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"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. " 
    - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) 


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"... this bit here says 'I don't think we're in UNIX anymore Toto'..."
                        -- me


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"'Tron', the first 'Babylon 5' movie."

-- James "Kibo" Parry


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