Today's quotes [6.10.18]
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"It's Benno with a black coat, dark hair and a hairy bit."
"No, this is a hairy bit."
"What about this hairy bit?"
"No, this is a stiff hairy bit."
-- Karen (talking about my facial hair),
Andrew (talking about Karen's hair),
me (being rude),
Karen (not thinking about what she's saying)
I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and
tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this
country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! But I'm sick and
tired of being told that I am!
-- Monty Python
"Zen: the sound of the ax chopping. Chopping logic."
Nobody gets to run the mill by doing run-of-the-mill work.
- Thomas J. Frye
When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter.
- Stephen Wright
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