Today's jokes [6.10.18]
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Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the
church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration -
that the pastor acknowledge receipt of the gift in the church paper.
"Gladly," responded the good man.
When the church magazine came out a few days later, the elder turned at
once to the "appreciation" column. There he read: "The minister extends
his thanks to Elder Brown for his gift of fruit and for the spirit in
which it was given."
Damn...did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah...I
didn't know wether to smile back or kick a field goal!
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room.
Henry", she screams, "I know you've had other woman but this time
you've gone too far!"
"You may be right" he says, "I think I'm stuck."
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend
had proposed but she had turned him down because she found
out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell.
"Marry him anyway, dear." the Mother said. "Between the two
of us, we'll show him just how *wrong* he is."
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.
He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.
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