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A customer called our airline's reservation office to pay for his ticket 
with a credit card. My co-worker asked him, "Would you please spell the 
name as it appears on the card, sir?" The customer replied, "V-I-S-A."

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By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally
found inner peace ...

The article read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things that I started and
hadn't finished ... and before coming to work this morning I finished
off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and 
Tia Maria, my Prozac, a couple of valiums, three cigars and a box of
chocolates.

You have no idea how freakin good I feel!

2. 




According to police in Junction City, Kan., David Bell, 30, just released 
from jail for car theft, walked out the door and stole another car to get 
home.

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