Today's quotes [5.6.18]
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Man does not control his own fate.
The women in his life do that for him.
- Groucho Marx
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
"A billion years ago, human life
appearred on earth. A billion minutes
ago Christianity emerged. A billion
Coca-Colas ago was yesterday morning."
1996 Coca-Cola annual report
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
- Steve Martin
"I have opinions -- but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush Sr.
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