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"My parents didn't want to move to Florida,
but they turned sixty, and that's the law."

                       - Jerry Seinfeld

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"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line
up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.
What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?"

                                     - Warren  Hutcherson

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"Marriage is a great institution,
but I'm not ready for an institution yet."

                      - Mae West   

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"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."

                                           - Roseanne

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one
special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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