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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug
named after a part of my own ass, okay?" 

Denis Leary.

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"Work is the curse of the drinking classes." 
Oscar Wilde.

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"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." 

Ernest Hemmingway.

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Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint. 

- Mark Twain 

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"The bend/break rule of comedy is clearly violated here as director
 David O. Russell snaps his humor twig and tries to kill us with it."
                        -- Mr. Cranky,
                                http://internet-plaza.net/zone/mrcranky/


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