Today's quotes [5.12.18]
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Industrious people create industry.
Lazy people create civilization.
The wise never marry, and when they marry, they become otherwise.
"I am lost so I am cruel but I'd be love and sweetness if I had you."
-- Garbage, "Milk" (Yes, it's another sickening one.
I don't care what you think =))
The internet is a great way to get on the net
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
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