Today's quotes [5.10.18]
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours!
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
When two's company, three's the result!
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the
premises without restricting the view
"I grew up in a tough neighborhood, how
tough you ask? The sign in the local
library said "Shut the FUCK up!!"
Sent by Chris
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