Today's quotes [4.9.18]
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Priest is someone addressed by everyone as "Father"
except his children who call him "uncle".
"As we prepare for takeoff, please make sure your tray tables and seat
backs are fully upright in their most uncomfortable position."
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of
twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.
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