Today's quotes [4.7.18]
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"Hoping to get people to go to museums
again, New York City has started a new
ad campaign called "I Love New York
Culture". But if they want me to go
back to museums, they should name the
campaign "Sorry We Yelled At You For
Touching Stuff, Jimmy Fallon."
-- Jimmy Fallon
"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 6 ways
out of this airplane..."
You know the world is going to hell when the best rapper is
white and the best golfer is black.
Sent by Tony
Today's standards of performance are
yesterday's standards of excellence and
tomorrow's standards of mediocrity.
Sent by Paul
Samuel Colt- Inventor of the point-and-click interface.
Sent by Tara
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