Today's quotes [4.6.18]
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"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."
A programmer is someone who solves a problem you
didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your
chances for a date on Saturday night."
Platonic friend is like a dick in a glass.
In case of an emergency -- you break the glass.
-- Chris Rock
"Last one off the plane must clean it."
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