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You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,
but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. 

                                     -Erica Jong

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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

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There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman
                  - before marriage and after marriage.

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For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

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