Today's quotes [4.15.18]
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My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it. So I'm going to move to New
"If you tape a piece of buttered bread to
the back of a cat butter side up and drop
the cat, which will hit the ground, the
cats fet or the buttered side of the
bread?...Neither the assembly will reach
a elevation of one foot from the ground
and start to spin uncontrollably,
"Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions and great wizards
of emerald cities, I find it hard to believe there is no paperwork
involved when your house lands on a witch."
- Dave James
Britain is the only country in the world where the
food is more dangerous than the sex.
- - - Jackie Mason
Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for
a satellite picture.
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