Today's quotes [4.10.18]
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I have a rottweiler so mean, he ate the neighbor's weenie dog. Now he's
I don't buy temporary insanity as they murder defense. Because people
kill people. That's and animal instinct. I think breaking into
someone's home and ironing all their clothes is temporary insanity.
There are two kinds of pedestrians...the quick and the dead.
Never tell your computer that you're in a hurry.
A cowboy was walking down the street with his new pet dachshund. The
passer by asked him why he bought that kind of dog. The cowboy answer,
"somebody told me to get along little doggie."
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