Today's quotes [4.1.18]
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Going to war without France is like going
deer hunting without your accordion."
The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in school was my blood alcohol content.
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We
can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
I don't do drugs anymore...I get the same effect just standing up fast.
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