Today's stories [3.5.18]
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Here's an easy one we did for our boss. Sign him up for a crossdresser
weekly subscription or some other form of perversion (North America Man
Boy Love Association). Address it to his name but under his neighbors
Do this several times. Also, if you have his home phone, there's nothing
like placing his name and number in homosexual personal ads...
I heard Dan Quayle is in favor of a 30% tax cut. His thinking
must have been "Well, Dole lost with a 15% tax cut, but if I triple
it to 30%, I can win!"
It's great being a new mom. The only thing I worry about is
that one day the FBI will break down my door and take the
baby back to his real mother. But I guess it's normal
for new moms to worry.
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