Today's stories [3.4.18]
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Was heard on a public transportation vehicle while in Orlando.
"When you exit this vehicle, please be sure to lower your head
and watch your step.
If you fail to do so, please lower your voice and watch your
language. Thank you."
I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who
answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?"
A couple I know recently adopted a Chinese baby girl, and were showing her
to friends. A neighbor came by to admire the baby, and asked, "But what
will you do when she gets older and starts speaking Chinese?"
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