Today's stories [3.2.18]
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PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA
can be rearranged (with no letters left over, and using each letter
only once) into:
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
The only two presidents to have the letters from the word "criminal" in
their full names are, not surprisingly, Richard Milhous Nixon and William
Presenter (to palaeontologist):"So what would happen if you mated
the woolly mammoth with, say,an elephant?"
Expert: "Well in the same way that a horse and a donkey produce a
mule, we'd get a sort of half-mammoth.
Presenter: "So it'd be like some sort of hairy gorilla?"
Expert: "Er, well yes, but elephant shaped, and with tusks."
Grand National winning jockey Mick Fitzgerald: "Sex is an anti-climax
Desmond Lynam: "Well, you gave the horse a wonderful ride, everyone
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